I'm not religious myself. I just want to bring some joy and laughter to the Twitter universe.Even though I've had it that long, I wasn't ever sure I'd be able to get it verified. I've applied for verification before and been rejected, but when Elon Musk changed the verification rules and you could subscribe to Twitter Blue and buy a verified check, I knew it was finally my time. It was immediate.
In a way, I verified the Jesus account to show how absurd the new system of verification is. It's like, obviously, I'm not Jesus. He doesn't have a Twitter account, so why am I able to be verified? It doesn't make sense.People send me prayer requests. I think that they realize I'm not actually Jesus, but it's still soothing for them to send the request into the world anyway.
The requests come from all around the world and in different languages. Sometimes, I'll send a message back that's encouraging or something, but I'm very aware of the fact that I'm not a trained psychologist and don't have the professional credentials to be able to handle this kind of thing. I am very aware of how powerless I am when people are sending me prayer requests. There's really nothing I can do. It's strange to watch people ask me to help them with things I'm so incapable of assisting with.I don't know what I'm going to do with the account. I wish I could say I had a master plan, but honestly, I'm just rolling with it.
You are a fake version of Jesus Christ!
Really? But I don't see a blue check right now on the acct... so what's the deal?
'I feel like I've kind of run through all the Jesus jokes, like going silent for three days during Easter then popping up on Sunday' You could say 'I had a pretty rough weekend, but all is well now. How you doing with that cancer thing?' Jesus
And Satan 😬 not an evil satan but a misunderstood s8nstan
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That drowns all possible credibility.
Was it really necessary to go this far ...
What are you using to pay the $8/mo.? Fairy dust?
Jesus son of Mary is being insulted. And everyone is having fun. This is the worst thing ever done. whoever promotes this stuff is supporting such a sick person.
You are such a loser. Surely you can easily make billions, like elonmusk, a start or buy a social media platform, so that you can truly practice ethical, PROFITABLE, enterprise. But, there are strong indicators that will not happen for anyone in and around you. ✌️
Yea, we all follow you. You have around 860, 000 disciples now. You need a pretty big table for the last supper... 😁
TwitterSupport elonmusk robinw yoyoel this is a joke Twitter from bad has become worse than before. Too many fake accounts verified. Elon late or soon you are going to be sued by one of those companies like Eli Lilly & Co Also there is a chance terrorists got verified too
Where is your blue mark?
How much did that cost you
Preach the love ❤
Okusalayo Jesus Christ is the Lord
This is wonderful my dearest ❤️
Elon has Resurrected the dead.
Took 'em long enough.
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Yes big j
Amen
Has he been vaccinated?
Its a miracle! Hallelujah!
Tweeter blue got ppl getting beat up out there crocs with goofy music ova it
Question... since in the bible it quoted saying that the jews basically threatened the Romans with rioting if they didn't crucify you do you see any parallels to you and kanye west ? Thank you christ..
jesus I’m a Christian and I think the Jesus twitter account is awesome! Keep on going. Don’t worry about those nut jobs that send you death threats or send you scriptures out of context, those are the judgmental Christian’s Jesus himself doesn’t want. Love your work whoever u r.
I've been Lindo Mnisi since I was born over 30 years ago. And I've been Lindo Mnisi on Twitter since 2010. Uhm... long story short, I am still not verified. Cc elonmusk
“You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. Exodus 20:7 NKJV
elonmusk is so desperate he will take your money even if your name is Jehova.
Wait until you get 33 jesus
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