Miraculously, it actually seems to work. After sweet-talking three apparent strangers into climbing aboard his car, crescendummain drives them over to the Hydroelectric location on Warzone 2's Al Mazrah map, sticking to the roads in order to provide the smoothest ride possible. They don't even vaporise him in a hail of bullets once they've been dropped off! Truly a testament to the generosity of the human spirit.
Well, almost, anyway. I'm sure crescendummain has a folder full of videos that didn't end quite as well as the one above. But still, it's always fun when these kinds of organic absurdities rise up out of systems designed for something much, much different. Crescendummain is far from the only Call of Duty: Warzone 2 player to have stumbled on this side-hustle. Players all across Al Mazrah are lending a whole new meaning to the term 'five-star general' by getting in on the lucrative ridesharing meta. A TikToker named ziccs
), for example, has been carting punters around Al Mazrah and making good money doing it: He got a 4510% tip on a $100 fare for his trouble.
Go join the army